Professors who think they're chickens!

How to classify your professor. (The Breeds of Chicken)

    Is your professor a chicken????

     
            1. Does you Professor walk around "Clucking"?
            2. Does your Professor "Flap his/her Arms"?
            3. Does your Professor "Pecking" at the ground?
I am sorry to tell you, but I due believe that your Professor has turned into a Chicken.


Breed: Professor Klucker

Quick Fix
The number one best way to fix your Professor so that he/she no longer acts or 
displays characteristics of a chicken, like clucking. 
Is to hit him/her very hard with a "Vortex".
and it is loads of fun too.